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Washington, Washington, 6 foot 8 weighs a fucking ton Opponents beware, opponents beware He's coming, he's coming, he's coming Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine Two sets of testicles, so divine On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land With a mason ring and schnauser in his perfect hands Here comes George, in control Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine He's coming, he's coming, he's coming Washington, Washington, 6 ft 20, fucking killing for fun Spread, spread, Delaware He's coming, he's coming, he's coming Sue me if I go to fast But the sons of his opponents wished that he was there dad Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart Ooh, He'll save children, but not the british children He'll save children, but not the british children He'll save children, but not the british children He'll save children, but not the british children He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why Washington, Washington, 12 stories high made of radiation The present beware, the future beware He's coming, he's coming, he's coming Did I mention his four nuts, well he also had four dicks If you took of his boot, you'd see the dicks growing off of his feet I heard.... that.... motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks He once held an opponents wife's hand in a jar of acid... at a party

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